Hotness (Taken with Instagram at Credo Coffee)
Michael Anthony Simon
To be clear, those are actual spider webs that he enameled for preservation. Bad ass.
Or in this case, teenagers…
Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.
(Source: thevoicecalledcheesecake)